$9.99
Are you lacking the time, talent or testosterone to grow a beautiful mustache? You will not be discriminated against any longer. With this t-shirt you will have the ability to produce a wonderful walrus mustache in a split second.
Just raise the neck of this shirt underneath your nose and your Viking cookie duster is in place. As a bonus you might just bare your midriff, and everyone knows that the mustache/midriff combo is irresistible.
All Funny Shirt Factory shirts are 50 cotton 50 polyester blend.